Monday, December 24, 2007

MeRrY cHrIsTmAs!!!

Well when's a better time to blog den xmas eve?

nothing much on the mind to think abt, nobody to bother u with other stuff..

Hehe.. Hopefully tt'll last all the way..

I am glad.. Now i hope to be happy..

And all i wan for Xmas is..

Peace..

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

7 REASONS WHY NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow
a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it
was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".





A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they
were drawing.

She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the
drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied,
Someone will in a minute."





A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her
five
and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy
Mother, she
asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers
and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family)
answered,
Thou shall not kill."





One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the
dishes at
the kitchen sink.

She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair
sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your
hairs white, Mum?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
and make
me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said,
Mum, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"





The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown
up and
say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a
doctor.


A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher,
she's dead."





A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood
on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the
face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."





The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school
for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

One of the nuns made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take
only
ONE . God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table
was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

QuEsTiOnS tO pOnDeR...

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)



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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add an other 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate w! hat he wants?









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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

ShAy..

What would you do - Shay's story.


Two Choices

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line,
there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled
children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would
never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its
dedicated staff, he offered a question: 'When not interfered with by
outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot
understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?'

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, physically
and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other
people treat that child.'

Then he told the following story:

Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?'
Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like
Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were
allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not
expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for
guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'

Shay struggled over to the team's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. His Father watched with a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but
was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a
glove andplayed in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he
was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was
scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win
the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold
the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing that
the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life,
moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make
contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The
pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards
Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over. The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game. Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams
started yelling, 'Shay, run to first! Run to first!' Never in his life had
Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base. He scampered down
the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!' Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it
to the base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right
fielder had the ball ... the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's
intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the
third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the
runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay'
Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to
help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third! Shay, run to third!'

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!' Shay ran to
home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the
grand slam and won the game for his team.
'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face,
'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.


Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his father so happy, and
coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

UnMoUlD...

Save the cheerleader, save the world..

While you're at it, maybe make it spectacular as well..

Hehe..

Friday, August 24, 2007

ThOrNs N rOsEs..

Life's full of thorns and roses..

So how abt some more flowers n less pricks?

Saturday, August 04, 2007

TwInKle..

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky!
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

Then the traveler in the dark,
Thanks you for your tiny spark,
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

In the dark blue sky you keep,
And often through my curtains peep,
For you never shut your eye,
Till the sun is in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

As your bright and tiny spark,
Lights the traveller in the dark,—
Though I know not what you are,
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

FrEsHiE nO mOrE..

It's finally over.. The days of yonder..

It's been a real hectic month of july.. Camps after camps after camps..

Army.. Business.. Hall..

Now tt it's over, time to start work i guess..

Though the feeling still stays for another year.. Will still be looking forward to next year's foc.. and all those fun times to come..

Hehe.. Freshie no more, but once a freshie, always a freshie..

To all my dearest freshies, gambatte for the coming year!

Sunday, July 01, 2007

eVeNtFuL..

Eventful..

Juz.. eventful..

I mean, it's juz not ur normal day of activities.. Everyone of it had a different connotation, and i mean really different..

We all live n stay in this small island of Singapore, but the events and experiences tt we have are like heaven and earth apart..

same same, but different.. haha really wanted to type tt..

gosh.. how happening can u get..

guess i'm used to it since army days, with all the diff walks of ppl.. hmm..

n i have to say, a job well-done.. though the journey is still long.. some may nvr reach the end, but do remember the comrades tt once thread the same path as u..

believe..

Thursday, June 28, 2007

rAnDoM..

Was juz thinking tt it's getting a bit quiet here recently, while other "neighbours" are so full of their lives and inner thoughts.. hey, i'm juz simple ok?

or maybe juz lazy and boring haha..

to think tt i used to blabber non-stop.. each day was almost half a page long.. my gosh..

less words, more actions?

actually for this place to last for so long it's quite miraculous.. haven't really heard of anyone who's been blogging for tt long hehe..

anyway the gates of hell beckons once again.. kinda having mixed feelings.. training will be tough as usual, but it'll prob shield me from the harsh cruel world outside.. humans are juz fickle.. they'll always think the grass is greener on the other side.. even though i dun think many ppl step on grss nowadays..

den it's camps.. and camps.. and camps.. its high time to psych up once again i guess.. enthusiasm doesn't last, flames of passion needs to be rekindled.. so think i need some encouragement..

believe in it..

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

tRaNsItIoN..

busy..

really busy..

and i can't even remember wat i'm busy with..

sian..

when will life ever be the same again?

time.. money.. sleep..

i miss u guys so, so much..

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

WhIrLdWiNd..

guess tt's it..

14 pts.. haha..

seems like they really dun wan ppl in the west to enjoy hall life at all..

sheesh.. adults.. they juz think in their shoes instead of putting themselvs in others.. why? cannot fit in ar? tell me, i get one from thailand for u..

nvm.. not gonna let it affect the mood for the day.. as like sometime ago back in thailand hehe..

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it's somehow.. different..

more.. soothing.. more comfortable..

is this it?

one does wonder when will the ache stop.. hmmm..

Saturday, May 19, 2007

CoNnEcTed!!!

Finally!!!

Laptop's finally up and running.. Been like a month plus? Sheesh.. so many things gone, so many things left hanging.. I guess it's one big karma.. Nvm guess it's juz a bad period..

Photos all gone.. Tt's gotta be one of the biggest impact i guess.. Plus all the oldies tt i spent hours downloading.. Hmm.. sorry guys, Japan and Thai trip gotta wait a little hehe..

Everything's so unsettled now.. Neither here nor there.. Moving things back to home ain't such an easy task with another brother moving back at the same time.. Headache for my mum i guess.. Big headache.. So much more food to prepare at the very least hehe..

Plus the internet connection.. Only get to blog these coz bro's finally done with the cable.. Think we need a router soon.. or now in fact..

Missing you..

Thinking of you..

Are you doing the same thing as well?

Friday, April 13, 2007

ExAmS..

Hey to all of u unfortunate souls out there like me..

Good luck in ur exams! Know it's gonna be tough, but the sun will always shine after the rain hehe..

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

FeElInGs..

A word to describe it all:

Exhilaration..

A place?

Hmm, prob the top of the world is still not high enuff..

This..

is..

it..

Hehe..

Sunday, March 25, 2007

ChAmPiOnS!!!

Wat a day..

Wat a gift..

Champions.. Cheerobics 2007..

Enuff said..

Thursday, March 22, 2007

MiSfOrtuNe..

Haha juz another random post..

Let's see..

Knocked on the head..

Kicked above the groin..

Abrasion at the butt..

Scratched at the back..

Think tt kinda sums up the training for me hehe..

Saturday, March 17, 2007

ReCoGnItIoN..

I'm juz a normal person after all..

Living in this world.. With this world.. With all the other ppl..

Recognition.. Fame.. Is it all tt important?

My feelings say no.. but my heart's inclined otherwise..

I guess ppl would wan their hard work to be recognized.. Tt is, at least someone appreciates the effort put in, even though they may have not expected anything in return in the first place.. But is there truely anyone who can achieve tt? Is there really any incentive in doing sth tt ppl would not even appreciate?

Congrats to those who have done tt, i'm really proud of u.. Coz i'm a failure in tt department i guess.. Though i'm still striving to get out of the mentality as well..

Do for a passion, do for urself.. Anything else is but a bonus..

There's bound to be someone out there who sees it.. n someday, juz someday..

Thursday, March 01, 2007

GoLd!!!



Haha a bit late in the updating, but better late den nvr..

N YES WE GOT THE FIRST SPORTS GOLD OF THE YEAR!!! Victory's extremely sweet after a bad showing at the last IHG.. Plus the fact tt we took out the bananas in the finals with a convincing scoreline of 3 - 1.. IVP keeper and all couldn't match the newly revived spirit of the maroon army man.. Luck's finally changing yeah!

Well, most of the event's finally over..

...CNY dinner, which saw quite a few seniors come back to relive the days in hall, plus a bit of jam-n-hop session, as usual.. Well guess the most interestin thing was to see how ppl act diff under the influence of alcohol.. Hehe the nite of the long-tongue superwoman..

...Nite cycling, well, was fun and disastrous at the same time.. hmm guess it's mostly due to the strong brakes of the rented bikes which sent many exp cyclist flying, yes flying.. worse of was a broken arm and well, a smashed cornetto, but it was really a great scene for the cameras hehe..

...Kayaking turned out to be a trip back for me as we sailed against the tide to Hendon.. The weather was threatening so didn't really get very far after tt, but many still became pretty cooked under the hot sun initially.. Sore arms, tanned skins, but all in all a great day topped up by Changi V's Nasi Lemak! Haha..

Hmm nothing much to look forward to le, except for Cheerobics at the end of this month.. After tt, well it's time to hit the books..

Till den..

Thursday, February 08, 2007

LuCkY!!!

Hmm juz came back from Megafest.. Pretty tired after all the preparations n sales of the sausages.. Not to mention the carrying of ppl to the dunk pool n also struggling to get out of the dunking situation.. But it was really worthwhile to be able to see so many familiar faces congregating at the carpark, both seniors n juniors alike.. hehe won a 80bg harddrive as well, though it act belongs to another person who passed me his/her ticket but i kinda forgot who.. Serious!

Some updates from the past.. Nothing really very interesting after HO opening ended, except for the celebration BBQ down at 47.. hehe think we had a record number of photos taken there.. n think it probably marked the start of the meals tt the girls can finally consume without any worries abt their weight haha..



N project superstar came early!! Haha got to perform at Indoor Stadium to support Diya, n a free show came with it, n not forgetting the 2 free bottles of Hoyu hairdye wahaha.. Shuang!



But fun's prob over soon.. Workload's starting to pile up, n tutor's not very pleased with our lack of reading.. hehe time to pull up some socks.. though i think it's kinda hard now tt ankle socks' the norm haha..

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

MiA..

Juz wanna give some credit to the logo team who spent many a night to come up with the super zai design but sadly couldn't see the light of the day due to time constraints.. Hehe..

Monday, January 22, 2007

RaNdOm BaRkInGs..

Guess this is the time when u juz feel like putting some feelings down, n den move on for a long time b4 coming back to review wat u've put down previously.. as i mentioned, random barkings hehe..

Been like a month since the last update, but life still hasn't really changed much act.. There're still games left to be played, events to be planned.. Well, now there's the addition of tutorials to do n lectures to attend.. sian.. guess it's all part n parcel of growing up.. juz wondering why some ppl can get all the time to go out n chill.. prob coz i'm weird..

Been feeling things tt i've nvr really felt b4.. The revelation of the real society? the innate feelings of man presenting its full weight upon me.. nvm, i may be shy, but i can be super at times hehe.. juz dun go beyond the limit..

com's coming in 2 days' time.. really wan everything to be smooth sailing.. but guess tt's going to be everyone's wish anyway.. after tt will prob go back to our daily routine, but there's still more install for me.. haiz.. think i really need to give myself a break haha.. break a leg man!!!

let bygones be bygones.. it's a brand new yr.. learn from the past, fight for the future, live the present to the fullest!!!